Basic
1 beer a month
One label a month, one bottle.
- 1 personalised sequence a month
- Instructions for use
- One sentence from Endre
One machine · one man · 24 hours
Water programming,
drunk
Enter your name, your star sign and what water you have. Endre works out the sequence that belongs to you, and the machine prints the bottle label.
- The machine does not supply water. You bring the water, it supplies the number.
- The same details give the same sequence. That is not a fault, that is what personalised means.
SoDI Automata
Standing by · Endre is waiting
What happens inside
Four steps, one man
1. step
Opening
Endre opens a beer and reads what you typed. In that order.
2. step
Vibration
He adds up the vibration numbers of your star sign and your daily beer count. On paper.
3. step
Checking
He asks ChatGPT for its opinion, then overrules it, because he knows better.
4. step
Labelling
The machine prints the label. The sticking on and the standing time are your problem.
Monthly plans
What it does for your money
The machine charges for none of these. This part is not automated, it is personal. Get in touch if the plans interest you.
Premium
3 beers a month
Four labels a month, and a TikTok shout-out video.
- Everything in Basic
- 4 labels a month
- Standing time tailored to you
- Every personal detail about you leaked
- Two sentences from Endre, one of them on topic
Most people choose this one. Both subscribers so far, at least.
Esoteric VIP
Monthly, by arrangement
Unlimited labels, handed over in person in Újszász, between 08:00 and 10:00.
- Everything in Premium
- Unlimited labels
- Live calculation on TikTok, by name
- Once a month Endre tells you what happened in 2006
I cannot issue an invoice and bank transfer is not possible, because my accounts are frozen. The monthly fee I take by hand.
Feedback
People who already have a number
I stuck the label on the bottle and within two weeks my boss called me back. To fire me, granted, but he called.
I asked for the love sequence. Endre gave me a seventeen-digit number and a phone number. The phone number was his.
I used sparkling because that is what was in the house. Endre spent forty minutes explaining why that was my fault, and the water ran out while he did.
Frequently asked
What people ask in front of the machine
Why distilled water specifically?
Because that is what the original description of the method says. The machine takes tap water too, Endre just sighs, and the sigh ends up on the label.
How long does the water have to stand?
It is on the label, and it differs by sequence. Usually twelve hours in the dark. Do not drink it before that, because then it is only water.
Stick it on the bottle, or put it under the glass?
Either works. On a bottle it travels; on paper you get to watch nothing happen.
Do the same details give the same sequence?
Yes. That is not a fault: the sequence belongs to your details, not to the day. If you want a different number, enter something different, or move the slider.
Do I get a different number in another language?
No. The sequence comes from your details, and your details do not have a language — Capricorn and Steinbock are the same sign. Only Endre’s sentence changes.
Why does the number get longer with more beers?
Because your daily beer count feeds into your vibration number, and a higher vibration number needs more digits, according to Endre. Every third beer is worth one digit: at zero the sequence is eleven digits, at eighteen it is seventeen.
Do I actually have to pay?
No. The machine is free and no subscription ever starts. The monthly plans are part of the joke.
Is this serious?
No. This is a parody site and the numbers are randomly generated digits. Programming water does not change the water. For medical, financial or legal questions, speak to a professional.